Ragged Rascal Rhymes

Round and round the rugged rock

the Ragged Rascal ran …

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CURRENT TITLES

HEY, MR SUNSHINE!

Rhymes to Brighten Your Day

Hey, Mr Sunshine,

where are you today?

The rain is very heavy

and the sky is dark and grey.

All the kids are stuck inside

with nowhere else to play.

Hey, Mr Sunshine,

please come back one day.

Mr Sunshine, come out and play...

UNRULY RHYMES

Disrespectful Ditties and Playground Parodies

Kids!

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin ran away,

Father Christmas lost his whiskers

On a windy day.

O, FRABJOUS DAY

Ridiculous Rhymes and Wacky Whimsy

Concocted

Professor Quirk-Mimsy

RHYMING RHINO

They say my words are quite absurd,

My poems most preposterous,

My rhymes are poor, my rhythms wild,

My meters all quite monstrous.

But I don’t care what they say,

One day I will be prosperous,

Because I am the world’s only

poetic rhinoceros.

the wisdom tree

for little folk

2024

rainbows

I’d like to know

Where rainbows go

when they disappear.

Do they fly

across the sky?

Are they far or near ?

Are they gone forever,

or do they come again?

Or is there a bright new bow

after every rain?

SPOOKTOBER

Creepy rhymes for the Halloween season

Welcome to Spooktober,

the dread time of the year,

a whole month of scary happenings

to fill us full of fear....

The Silvertop Salon

Rhymes for the Chronologically Challenged

Sacobonz

They say we are dilapidated,

broken down and antiquated,

wizened, wrinkled, addlepated,

sometimes incapacitated.

But even if we are outdated

and sometimes need to be sedated,

we can still get quite elated

when we are not constipated.

Rhymes on the Times

A year of Special Days around the world

Education Pack

Past Titles

Whirlyjigger

Dotty Ditties and Ridiculous Rhymes

2023

EGGISMS

Would you like:

ambled screggs

oiled beggs

eyed freggs

oached peggs

ached beggs

oddled keggs?

er …

I’ll just have an omelette, thanks.

BITS AND BOBS

Ridiculous Rhymes of Family Times (2nd edn)

2023

THE AMAZING RHYMATRON

Professor Quirk-Mimsy

2024

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